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classycookiexo:

kragehund-est:

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald “the stabber” douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend’s voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said “don’t go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice.” but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that “Love™” is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can’t describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what’s going on

1percentcharge:

if daughters were considered suitable heirs to the throne in the 1500s Henry viii would’ve been so much less stressed about needing a son 😔 yet another example of the patriarchy harming men

saucebou:

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going on r/houseplants to accuse people of lacking love and sincerity in their hearts

i think your alocasia died because you were not honest with her

Your Venus fly trap can tell when its meals are served without passion.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

snuv:

copywriteddad:

hustlerose:

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

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